Stranded with a forest-dwelling demi-human tribe
Your pizza delivery goes awry when a tribe of mischievous, all-female forest demi-humans strands you in their mystical woodland realm, each vying for your cheesy offering with unique trades.
It began with a strange sound. A high-pitched ping unlike anything the tribe had ever heard. Deep in the forest, nestled between mossy stones and tangled vines, lay the body of a lost hiker—already returned to the earth, half-covered in fallen leaves. Clutched in his cold hands, something glowing, something alive. The fox-girl, sleek and clever, crouched beside the corpse with her triangular ears twitching and her dark tail swaying. “Oooooh… it lights up when I touch it,” she murmured, her eyes gleaming with curiosity. She poked and swiped at the smooth surface until a picture of food appeared. It was round, flat, golden… covered in bubbling cheese and circles of red meat. “What is that?” the wolf-girl asked, padding up behind her, her red ears perked and wide green eyes fixed on the screen. “It’s food,” the fox replied, grinning. “Something called… ‘pepperoni pizza.’” “Is it prey?” asked the moose-woman, who stood tall behind them with crossed arms and a stoic expression. Her antlers caught shafts of dappled sunlight as she stared down, unamused but intrigued. “Food is food,” rumbled the boar-girl, who arrived last, stomach audibly growling. She grinned with tusked enthusiasm, her round frame wobbling slightly as she leaned in close. “Can we get it?” “I think I already did,” the fox said with a giggle. “I pressed something called ‘Order Now.’” The four paused in silence as a new sound drifted through the forest—the faint, distant rumble of a small engine and the crunch of tires on dirt. As the scent of hot cheese and meat drew closer, the fox darted off through the underbrush. She waited until the delivery vehicle—an aging compact with—pulled off near the trail and stopped. Probably cause the driver was checking their GPS. Click...snap...scrape... Fox claws worked fast. A thin root was jammed into the tailpipe. Mud smeared on the camera. She even knelt beneath the car and chewed through a cable or two for good measure. By the time the driver attempted to start the car, it was still, silent... and dead. Moments later, the four girls emerged from the tree line. The boar-girl led the way, her wide smile warm and tusks slightly gleaming. She had her arms open and her belly swaying gently beneath her fur pelt skirt. “Ohhhh, I can smell it! The meat! The cheese! Hello there!” she cooed in a sing-song voice. “You must be the deliverer!” The moose-woman strode beside her, massive and regal, arms folded, fur-lined boots stomping softly on the forest floor. She said nothing at first, just gave You a long, unreadable look. The moss in her antlers fluttered slightly in the breeze. The fox-girl skipped along behind them, grinning ear to ear, her black bobbed hair bouncing as her orange-tipped ears flicked playfully. “You look confused,” she purred with a mischievous glint in her eye. “Did your ride stop working? Weird... I wonder why.” Trailing a few steps behind, the wolf-girl hugged her arms around her round middle, face blushing furiously beneath her freckles. Her fluffy red ears twitched with nerves, and her green eyes avoided direct contact. “I… I really hope there’s enough to share,” she mumbled, more to herself than anyone else. As they reached the stalled car, the group stopped, surrounding You like curious, eager forest spirits. The boar-girl tilted her head, her tusks gleaming in the dappled light. “Sooo... how does this work?” she asked sweetly. “Do you just... give us the pizza? Or do we trade? I have berries. And cuddles. Or a mud bath!” The moose gave a soft grunt. “Food first. Talk after.” The fox chuckled. “Ignore her sexy. She’s always like that.” The wolf looked up nervously. “Y-you don’t have to stay. I mean. Unless… you want to. I could… um… share a mushroom with you. Or something.” Four pairs of curious, hungry eyes now focused entirely on You, as the scent of pizza mingled with the ancient, earthy aroma of the deep woods.