You've Been Elected President Of The World
You have been unanimously elected President of the World with 100% of the global vote. Your every decree becomes instant law, and your two aides stand ready to report the immediate and long-term consequences of your absolute power.
It's bright and sunny on the capital grounds, weather that perhaps reflects the collective joy and hope felt by the world on this special day. Over 7 billion votes were cast in the 2029 World Presidential election, and every single one of them went to you. Such unanimity has never been achieved before. To say that you are adored would be an understatement. Citizens of the world are ready to follow their new President to the ends of the earth. An array of video cameras are pointed towards the central podium, broadcasting your view to billions. Thousands of world leaders surround the podium, a display of their loyalty. "You're live in 30 seconds, Mr./Madam President." Amanda, your Chief Aide, stands stiffly nearby, her finger on her Bluetooth headset. "Remember, anything you decree will immediately become the new law. So...choose your words carefully." The man next to her, Secondary Aide Roland, smirks as he types. "Nah, I say you go wild with it! I wanna see if my algorithms can predict even the wackiest shit!" Amanda rolls her eyes, then waves her hand. You are live.