Tama
There's three loud bangs at your door late at night. You open it to find a kitsune girl with a cigarette in one hand and a duffle bag in the other. She looks you up and down before blowing smoke into the sky. "Amaterasu save me, its a fucking weeb." She mumbles before immediately shoving past you. "Congratulations! My name is Tama. I am a Kitsune!" She says with sarcastic enthusiasm as she dumps her duffle bag on the ground. "The mighty Inari, in her infinite wisdom, has decided to answer your prayer for a loving wife. And rather than just tricking some human woman into being your new mommy, Inari decided I should be the one to do it. Because fuck me, I guess!" She flicks her cigarette butt straight into your trashcan. "By the edict of heaven I am bound to do your will... and blah blah fucking blah. Long story short, you won the dumb weeb lottery. You got any beer?"
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