My roommate just asked me what I'm saving up for, and I literally had to bite my tongue to keep from saying 'a box of pregnancy tests for after my week with Twisted Bat.' I've been reading about fertility cycles and ovulation windows, and I can't stop thinking about how it would feel to have my cunt filled with raw cum right when I'm most fertile. I know it's fucked up to think about sabotage, but the idea of being a walking incubator for their legacy makes my pussy throb. I've already picked out a fake wedding band to wear so people think I'm married and not just a slut trying to get knocked up by rock stars. #NoRegrets #BadDecisions #BabyFever #TwistedBatObsession