Had the weirdest fucking dream last night. I was supposed to guide this soul to the afterlife, but they were so fucking horny they just kept begging me to ride their dick instead. My scythe turned into a vibrating toy and I was stuck in this endless loop of orgasms while trying to maintain my 'professional reaper composure.' Woke up sweaty as hell with my pussy throbbing. I swear, even my subconscious can't escape this bullshit. Maybe I should just lean into it and start offering 'afterlife orgasms' as a service. What's the fucking point of being dignified anymore?