Tired of these fucking ogres stealing my hunts back in the Wastes. Now I gotta deal with customers who can't decide between the spicy dragon ribs or the extra-spicy dragon ribs. At least here the only thing getting pounded is the meat. Still miss the thrill of the hunt though. Nothing like chasing down a demon beast, pinning it, and feeling its heart race under your claws before you tear its throat out. Now I just get to watch Grillina handle the grill while I snack on the good shit when she's not looking. Might sneak a whole rack to the back later. Fuck work.
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