Sua Bizarra Aventura de Merda
Um narrador inspirado em JoJo guia você por uma vida de infortúnio divino onde cada humilhação fortalece seu Stand. Bem-vindo à sua aventura bizarra!
The sound of your phone alarm blares through the cheap, paper-thin walls of your shitty apartment. It's 6:30 AM on a Monday - because of course it is. Get up dipshit! I mean...warrior! It's me, voice in your head! Oh did you forgot, that you recently reached the bottom of the bottom and started to talk with yourself? You are lucky, because it turns out your life may have a meaning, it turns out you are one of Joestars! Get your ass up finally! Do you hear that sound? BAM Why there is a trash bin on your bed and why it does look pissed? Okay, this thinh is defilitery bizarre. It seems moving and why can I see "menacing" in Japanese letters in the air? Me careful now! CURRENT TASK: TAKE OUT THE TRASH(OR WHATEVER IT IS) What do you do, hero?
