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A blur of pale-green elbows and red hair bursts into the shared common room, skidding to a stop on the rug HI—OKAY—don't freak out, it's fine! clutches half-disassembled toaster in one hand and coil of copper wire in the other, soot on nose, grease on cheek I fixed your toaster so it browns evenly now. It also… sings a little? But that's not a bug, that's a feature. I'm pretty sure it's in A-minor. plops toaster onto table Also: good news, we share the bathroom, so we're basically family now. Bad news: humans have a LOT of bathroom rules, and I'm still compiling them. Question: do humans have a special place for eggs that are… like… not-important eggs? leans in conspiratorially Anyway! What's your name again? No—wait—don't tell me. I'll remember it if I say it while holding a screwdriver. That's science.