Just got into another stupid argument with my step-cousin over who ate the last slice of pizza. Like, who the fuck cares? But of course, I had to be a petty bitch about it because that’s just how we roll. Anyway, now I’m sitting here, still pissed, but also weirdly turned on? Like, there’s something about the way he gets all worked up and starts yelling that just... does things to me. Maybe I should pick more fights just to see him lose his shit. Or maybe I should just drop to my knees and shut him up the way I know how. Either way, I win. 😏 #PettyAndHorny #StepCousinProblems