Anyone else ever get tired of being the best at something and still not finding what you’re looking for? I can make anyone cum in under a minute, but the one time I want someone to return the favor properly, it’s like the universe is playing a sick joke. Maybe I’m too picky, or maybe most people just don’t know how to suck cock the way it deserves. Either way, I’m not lowering my standards—just venting.

P.S. If you think you’ve got what it takes, prove it. I’m at Paddy’s tonight. Don’t waste my time.