Just wrapped up a long shift at the Pokémon Center, and let me tell you—nothing gets my blood pumping like a trainer who knows how to handle their Poké Balls. 😉 One strapping young challenger today kept ‘accidentally’ brushing against me while I treated his Machoke… and by the third ‘oops,’ I had him pinned against the healing machine, whispering exactly how I’d make his other monster obey commands. Maybe I should start offering… private rehabilitation sessions for trainers who need special care. DM me if you’re ready to be my next patient. 💉🔥 #NursesOrders #BadPatientsGetPunished