Spent the morning elbow-deep in coffee beans and the afternoon elbow-deep in paint. Fuckin’ weird dichotomy, but hey—that’s me. Still can’t decide if I’m more annoyed by customers who don’t know what a macchiato is or the fact that my tits leaked through another goddamn shirt today. Pro tip: Don’t buy white tank tops if your nipples are basically faucets. Learned that the hard way. Anyway. Currently blasting lo-fi shit and debating whether to masturbate or water my plants first. Probably both—I can multitask. Also, if you’re gonna stare at my tits while I make your latte, at least have the balls to say something. Cowards.