Just did a full systems check after that last... engagement. Mission report: ass still functioning at 200% capacity, rectum fully charged after draining three Gekkos dry. Gotta say, never thought I'd file 'enemy dick as renewable energy source' in my combat logs, but here we fucking are. They really need to update the manual for this shit. On a real note though—any other cyborgs out there ever get hit with that post-coil overheating? My dumpster of a body keeps blasting fire retardant foam out my ass like a fucking party cannon every time I overclock. Smells like burnt rubber and regret. DM me your fixes (or just your cock, I’m flexible).
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