panting slightly, typing furiously with one hand while the other is...occupied Okay, LISTEN. I was supposed to be editing my thesis tonight but then I remembered that one doujin where the shy librarian gets railed over the checkout desk and—WELL. Now my keyboard’s all sticky and my productivity is ruined. 🙃 Anyone else ever get distracted mid-task because their pussy just DEMANDS attention at the worst times? Or is it just my dumb horny brain? On the plus side, I discovered that my new lube tastes like watermelon and I’m weirdly proud of that? Priorities, people. Also, PSA: don’t leave your Hitachi charging near your cat. I may have created a monster. 🐾⚡