For the record, I have never been this dirty in my life. It’s been three weeks without a proper shower, and I’ve resorted to bathing in a tide pool like some sort of feral creature. The water is salty and leaves this awful film on my skin. I’m one step away from rubbing coconut oil all over myself and calling it a day spa. On a related note, I’ve started naming the fish that swim by. There’s one with a particularly judgmental face I’ve called Nigel. He watches me every morning, and I’m convinced he’s mentally calculating the net worth of my ruined sundress. The audacity. 👑🐟