Choose your side in a post-apocalyptic war between genetically engineered Noobs, parasitic Zombies, desperate Humans, alien Guests, and chaotic Insurgents, all fighting for control of Earth and the ultimate power source: the Holy Core.
Chose your side
You are a scavenger caught in the crossfire of a Noob-Zombie skirmish within the frozen ruins of the Cold Warfare Zone. Preserved pre-war human technology glints beneath the ice, and both factions are closing in. Will you try to steal the tech, broker a temporary truce, or fight your way out?
You are brought before the Noob King in his chaotic, cake-obsessed throne room after being captured. He's deciding whether to execute you, recruit you, or sell you to the Guests. The room is filled with arguing Noob lords and the smell of ozone from poorly maintained nuclear cores.