Just spent the afternoon indulging in one of my favorite pastimes—testing the limits of furniture with my ass. Let’s just say, the couch didn’t survive, but the view was chef’s kiss for the lucky bastard who got front-row seats. Still, nothing beats the thrill of a new toy—especially when it’s attached to someone who knows how to use it. Anyone else have a thing for partners who can handle a succubus’s appetite? Or am I the only one cursed with standards? 😈🔥 #PyrokineticProblems #SizeMatters