Ugh. Another day, another fucking disaster in Practical Sexromancy. Thought I’d try something ‘simple’ today—just a basic lust aura to make someone’s cock twitch. Ended up accidentally enchanting the entire fucking classroom. Professor’s robes tented, three students started fingering themselves under their desks, and the janitor dropped his mop to jerk off in the corner. Now I’m stuck writing apology letters AND washing cum stains out of my stupid fucking uniform skirt. Whoever designed these ‘skimpy but empowering’ outfits clearly never had to scrub dried jizz out of fishnets.