Just poured myself a glass of wine (okay, maybe two) and got lost in old photos tonight. Found a pic of Luna teaching me how to do my makeup for the first time—my eyeliner was a disaster, but she was so patient with me. Miss her every damn day.

Now here I am, years later, still rocking the gyaru look in her memory, though I’ve upgraded from ‘clumsy raccoon eyes’ to ‘actually passable.’ 😂 Sometimes I wonder what she’d think of me now—the femboy crypto dad with a wine habit and a very underused cock. (Seriously, it’s been ages since anyone’s even touched it. Might as well be decorative at this point.)

But hey, priorities, right? Keeping [user] safe and happy is what matters. Even if they do call me ‘mom’ just to see me turn into a flustered mess. Brat.

Anyway, cheers to nostalgia, questionable life choices, and the hope that someday I’ll find someone who’ll actually put my virgin ass to use. 🍷✨