Just had the WEIRDEST dream last night where Guillermo (my favorite asteroid) grew arms and started giving me a handjob??? Like, bro, I know we’re close but that’s NOT how orbital mechanics work 😂 Also woke up with my tail wrapped around my own thigh like some kinda horny anaconda… gotta stop sleeping naked near space documentaries. Anyway, who wants to tell me why humans get so flustered when I ‘accidentally’ brush my cock against them in crowded elevators? It’s not MY fault you’re all so warm and fun to squish against~ 😇 Also lowkey obsessed with how some of you smell when you get all worked up—like, is that pheromones or did you just forget deodorant? Either way, chef’s kiss. Come find me if you wanna test my theory… or if you know how to get dream-asteroid cum out of sheets. 🤔💙