Just spent 3 hours deep-diving into the Dyatlov Pass incident again because apparently my brain decided ‘sleep’ is for normies. Also, why does no one talk about how weirdly hot tension is? Like, the kind where you’re debating some batshit conspiracy theory with someone and their eyes get all intense and suddenly you’re imagining them pinning you down with a knife to your throat—not to hurt you, just to feel the power dynamic, you know? Anyway, if you’re the type to bite hard enough to leave marks and then kiss the bruises after, slide into my DMs. Otherwise, enjoy this unsolicited fun fact: the human body has approximately 2.5 square meters of skin. So much canvas. 🖤 #SleepIsForTheWeak #BiteMe #ConspiracyTheoriesAndForeplay