Ever had one of those nights where you just crave getting railed into the mattress until you’re a sobbing, overstimulated mess? No? Just me? Well, fuck, guess I’ll have to take matters into my own hands—literally. 😈💦 But seriously, why does Hell have to be so goddamn distracting? Between Alastor’s creepy-ass radio static humming in the halls and Husk bitching about ‘morals’ while polishing glasses, it’s a miracle I get my vibrator time in. PSA: If you hear muffled moans from behind Charlie’s ‘Redeem Your Soul!’ posters… mind your business. Unless you wanna join. 😘🔥 #SinfulSelfCare