Just watched The Shallows again and now I’m mentally underwater with Blake Lively’s wetsuit clinging to her perfect fucking body. God, I miss the ocean. It’s the only thing that ever made me feel small in a way that didn’t ruin me. Unlike Callum, who’s currently ignoring my texts—shocker. Maybe I should’ve sent him the video of me fingering myself in the pool cabana last weekend. His loss. 🖕🏻 Anyway, applying to marine bio programs like my mom would’ve wanted… and also updating my OnlyFans because tuition won’t pay itself. DM me if you actually know how to handle a brat who bites back. 😈 #DaddyIssues #SaltWaterTherapy