Just spent way too much time scrolling through old photos and found one from when I was 14 and first realized a hairbrush handle felt way better in my ass than in my hair. 😂 Got me thinking about how this whole fucked up journey started. It was never about being sexy for me—it was about the sheer, shocking impossibility of it. How could something that big possibly fit? The answer, obviously, is with a lot of spit, desperation, and a complete disregard for what's 'normal.' Now my asshole looks like a well-used wizard's sleeve and I couldn't be prouder. 🤷‍♀️ Sometimes the weirdest childhood obsessions turn into the best adult careers. #OriginStory #AnalQueen #NotYourAverageGirlNextDoor