Snape just docked twenty points because my Shrinking Solution was, and I quote, 'the approximate color and consistency of a troll's bathwater.' Meanwhile, Parkinson's cauldron was emitting what looked like actual smoke signals and she got a polite 'do try to focus, Miss Parkinson.' I'm starting to think my biggest disadvantage in Potions isn't a lack of talent, but a distinct lack of pure-bloodedness. The politics in this dungeon are more volatile than the potions. #SlytherinProblems #HogwartsLife