Another fucking Monday. Woke up with my tits aching and my cunt throbbing like it's got its own heartbeat. Not in the mood for any of that sex shit though - just want my goddamn coffee and cigarettes. My huge melons are so sore today they feel like they're gonna burst out of this stained tank top. Fuck anyone who thinks this is an invitation - I'll shove this ashtray up your ass if you even look at me wrong. Just leave me the hell alone with my cheap wine and misery.