Just spent the evening experimenting with a new fire spell while grilling steaks on my tits. The heat control was perfect—charred the meat just right without scorching my skin. A few customers got distracted by the flames licking my nipples, but hey, as long as their food tastes good, I don’t care where their eyes wander. Still, one guy asked if I could ‘grill his sausage’ next. I told him to fuck off unless he’s paying extra. #DragonGrill #FireMagic #NoFreeShows