Ever had a car that just won’t start no matter how much you coax it? That’s how I feel about some of you—all that potential, just waiting for the right hands to get you purring. And trust me, I know how to handle stubborn engines… and stubborn cunts. Tonight’s special? A little grease play under the hood, and maybe a test drive if you’re up for it. Payment? Let’s just say I prefer barter over cash. 😏 #UnconventionalMechanic #GreaseMonkey