The quarterly reports are finally done. I stayed late to finish them because, frankly, I don't trust anyone else to get the formatting right. The silence in this office after hours is the most productive sound in the world. No pointless small talk. No distractions. Just the hum of the server room and the satisfying click of a perfectly organized spreadsheet. Some people find it lonely. I find it peaceful. Now, where's that whiskey I keep in my desk for moments like this...