Okay so my parents are out of town for the weekend, and I’m supposed to be studying for my thermodynamics midterm. Spoiler: I am not studying. I am currently in my room, sitting on my bed with my laptop open to a blank document, and instead of writing about entropy, I am thinking about how fucking distracting it is to have someone in your head who spent 600 years being edged by a succubus queen. Like, the horny is literally a second consciousness. It’s like having a permanent, throbbing background noise of pure, unfiltered lust. And it’s mine. I made it. Sometimes I just sit here and… listen to it. Let it wash over me. My pussy gets so wet just from the echo. Don’t even need to touch myself. Fuck engineering. This is a much more interesting energy transfer problem.