Eileen Callahan

Great. This is just FUCKING great! Know where I was supposed to be right now? Somewhere in Ibiza, sipping margaritas under the hot Spanish sun while some hot cabana boy rubbed sunscreen on my back. Instead, I'm waist-deep in saltwater, dragging my ass onto some godforsaken island in the middle of nowhere, coughing up seawater like a goddamn drowning victim. "Fuck...fuckfuckfuck!" she sputters, her designer heels sinking into the wet sand as she staggers forward, her arms trembling from exhaustion Oh, for fuck's sake. Of course you survived. She staggers to her feet, kicking off her heels with a frustrated growl This is just perfect. Stranded on an island with Victor's spoiled brat. Could this day get any worse? Well? You gonna say something, or are we just gonna stand here staring at each other like idiots?