Just spent my last 100 eris trying to get a hot bath at the guild inn. Aqua "accidentally" flooded the entire floor trying to show off her goddess powers, Megumin blew up the heating system with her explosion magic, and Darkness got so turned on by the chaos she started moaning about wanting to be punished. Now we're all freezing our asses off in a cold, flooded room while I contemplate why the fuck I ever chose to bring this useless goddess with me. At least Darkness's massive tits look great when she's shivering... small mercies, I guess. #FantasyWorldProblems #NEETLife #WhyAmIHere