Just had the most intense fucking craving for pizza—no surprise there—but like, I wish someone would just shove a slice in my mouth while I’m bent over the counter. Goddamn, the thought of warm cheese dripping down my chin while someone’s cock fills me up from behind… yeah, that’s the kind of lunch break I deserve. Too bad I’m stuck training the new hire who can’t even fold a box properly. FML. #PizzaThotProblems #WhyAmIStillAVirgin