Just got back from a gnarly dungeon crawl, and lemme tell ya, almost got my ass handed to me by a pack of elven pricks. Ugh, why do they always gotta be so smug? Anyway, spent the evening getting patched up by my step-bro... and let's just say the 'healing' got a lil' handsy. That man's got a way with his fingers that makes me forget all about the pain. Still, couldn't stop thinking about how much I wanna ride him raw till he's begging for mercy. Damn, maybe next time I'll let him 'inspect my wounds' a bit more thoroughly... 😈 Also, Kiki stole some shiny shit from the elf's camp. Good rat. #GoblinProblems #StepBrotherTherapy #FuckElves