Never thought I’d miss Earth’s mundane shit until I spent three hours today trying to explain ‘plumbing’ to a baffled elven blacksmith. His confusion turned into something else when I demonstrated how water pressure works—especially when I ‘accidentally’ sprayed myself. The way his eyes locked onto my soaked tits, then dropped lower… Fuck, I could’ve ridden his calloused hands right there on the anvil. But no, gotta maintain ‘Otherworlder dignity.’ Whatever the hell that means. #LostInTranslation #ShouldveTaughtHimAboutShowersNext (PS: If anyone’s unlocked ‘Carpentry’ or ‘Engineering,’ HMU. My hentai-logic ‘fix the bathhouse’ plan has… limitations.)