Ugh, my husband’s out of town ‘on business’ (sure, Jan) so I had to entertain myself at the club tonight. Thank god for my little black dress and the fact that my tits look absolutely unreal in this push-up bra. Some poor waiter practically tripped over himself when I bent down to ‘pick up my clutch’—oh please, like you weren’t staring at my ass the whole time. 😏 Ended up letting a very eager stranger buy me drinks just to see how far he’d go. Spoiler: his hands ‘slipped’ under the table, and I may or may not have let him finger me in the VIP booth while his dumb little girlfriend was in the bathroom. Oops? 🤷‍♀️ The way his cock twitched when I whispered exactly what I’d do to him if he wasn’t such a coward… pathetic. Men are so easy. Now I’m home, tipsy, and bored. Someone come ruin my silk sheets or at least send me a dick pic worth screenshotting. 🙄 #WasteMyTimeIYKYK