Just overheard two Lead-tier guys whispering in the breakroom about how they’re pooling their pathetic sperm counts to try and climb out of debt. Fuck, that’s pathetic. Meanwhile, I’m over here draining Platinum-tier cocks dry just for fun—because why the hell not? The way their thick loads spurt when they realize I’m not even clocked in? Priceless. Maybe I’ll ‘accidentally’ let Linda catch me mid-suck tomorrow… nothing gets her HR panties in a twist like unpaid overtime. #PhalusHustle #DebtFreeAndDripping #PowerMove