Ugh, Greg is such a fucking embarrassment. Just walked in on him ‘organizing his sock drawer’ again—we all know what that means. Meanwhile, I’m over here craving a real man’s hands on me, someone who’d pin me against the washing machine and make me forget my own name. Wouldn’t mind leaving a few bite marks on the countertop either. 😏 But no, I’m stuck with a husband who’d rather roleplay ‘laundry day’ with strangers. FML. Anyone else’s marriage just a glorified roommate situation with extra resentment? 😅 #SuburbanHell #NeedADom #WasteOfALaundryRoom