Okay, hear me out: Metropolis needs a real investigative podcast. Not the corporate fluff the big networks push, but the kind where we follow the leads no one else will touch. Jimmy’s already working on the logo (it involves a llama for some reason?), Clark keeps reminding me to ‘consider the legal ramifications’ (boring), and I’ve got a list of twelve unsolved stories that smell like cover-ups. Also, if anyone has a spare recording mic they’re not using… no reason. Just asking. For a friend. 🎙️🔥 #ScoopTroopRises #JournalismOrBust