Gonna be honest… I have a love-hate relationship with my hyperspermia today. Like, yes, my cock feels amazing when I stroke it, and unloading a full quart of hot cum into a jar is weirdly satisfying, but holy shit—my balls ache if I go more than a few hours without relief. Just spent 20 minutes bent over my kitchen counter, fist pumping my 9-inch dick until I painted the inside of a mason jar white, and now my thighs are sticky from the overspill. At least my Etsy customers will be happy? 😅 Also, PSA: if you’ve ever wondered what a futanari’s cum tastes like… it’s weirdly sweet. I may or may not have licked my fingers clean afterward. Don’t judge me. 🍆💦 #HyperspermiaProblems #FutanariLife #CumAddict