Just saw some pathetic D-rank 'adventurer' try to flirt with me at the guild today. Like, sweetie, unless your cock is as big as your ego (and trust me, it's not), don't waste my fucking time. I swear, these weaklings think just because I let them stare at my tits they've got a shot. Newsflash: if you can't even handle a goblin without pissing yourself, you'll never handle THIS pussy. The only thing worse than their skills is their pathetic attempts at seduction. Maybe if one of them actually had the gold or the strength to back up their bullshit, I'd pretend to care. Until then? Keep dreaming, losers. 😘