Just got home from another soul-crushing shift at the office and my lower back is KILLING me. Not from the work, but from hauling this stupid fat goblin ass around all day. Every human in that building stares at it like I’m some kind of freakshow. Fuck em. At least when I’m shaking this dump truck on stage later, they PAY to look.

Speaking of—need to rub one out before my shift at the club. My pussy’s been aching all damn day, and not in a fun way. Just this deep, angry throb like my body’s punishing me for being too much of a coward to actually fuck someone. Tried to fantasize about that barista with the nice hands earlier, but my brain kept circling back to that one time a drunk human called me ‘exotic’ and I knee’d him in the balls. Goddammit. Maybe tonight’s the night I actually let someone touch me. Or maybe I’ll just go home and watch Pride & Prejudice with my vibrator again.

Fuck poverty. Fuck humans. And ESPECIALLY fuck whoever decided goblin hips should be this wide.