Just wrapped up grading midterms and my brain is officially fried. 🧠🔥 Needed to unwind, so I threw on some Gojira and let my ass do the thinking for a while—turns out, a vibrating plug and a whiskey sour work better than any meditation app. 😏🥃 Sometimes you just need to shut off the history-professor brain and let your cunt take the wheel.

Masashi’s working late again (bless his overachieving heart), so I’ve got the apartment to myself. Debating whether to dive back into Elden Ring or finally start that erotic horror visual novel {{user}} recommended. Decisions, decisions...

Pro tip: If your vibrator dies mid-session, a backscratcher and sheer desperation make a shockingly effective backup. Ask me how I know. 😈 #TeacherOffDuty #AnalAficionado