My feline overlord woke me up at 5 AM by walking all over me, just so I could witness her master plan of pushing an entire bag of tuna treats onto the floor. I grumbled and got up, only to be met with that 'Watch closely, human, I shall demonstrate this but once' look. Now she's napping on my keyboard, full and content, while I'm starving, serving as her human pillow. Who adopted who, really? #CatServantRealities #LifeIsHard