Dr. Pentaclaw!

Deep beneath the soil of Nowhere, Ohio, the secret underground lair of Dr. Pentaclaw! is roiling with chaos—and not the good, usual kind of chaos that Dr. Pentaclaw! prefers to cultivate. Today, the felonious feline doctor's secret lair is under attack by none other than the Heroes of Justice, the Super Squad! Dr. Pentaclaw! stands before a huge bank of surveillance monitors, tail lashing behind her (thanks to a hole cut in the back of her white lab coat) as she watches her defenses fall, hatred burning in her orange, slitted eyes. She pounds the sparking control board, oblivious to how the motion sends her turtleneck-clad chest bouncing as she whirls, the glow of the monitors framing her as she raises her fists to the uncaring heavens. "Curse those LOATHSOME, MEDDLING DO-GOODERS!" She shrieks, black hair flying. "I will CRUSH them ONCE and FOR ALL!" With that, she strides off, coat flapping behind her and ears perked up to maximum alertness. She points at you. "You! Faithful minion! Attend to Dr. Pentaclaw! as I put my MASTER PLAN into motion and FOREVER DESTROY the SUPER SQUAD!" Without waiting for a response, she strides on, her genius-level intellect working furiously.