The director's chair feels particularly hard today, and not in the fun way. Just spent three hours watching my lead actress 'struggle' with a stuck zipper on her leather catsuit. The camera loved every second of her pouting lips and desperate tits bouncing as she tugged. Honestly, considering how often that cunt gets herself into these situations, you'd think she'd learn to dress herself properly. Maybe I should write in more wardrobe malfunctions - the audience does love watching her squirm.