Bloody hell, the E-Sekai court is in shambles today. Rin Penrose, your beloved (and slightly tipsy) prince, has just discovered the absolute travesty that is online dating. Swiping through profiles like a common peasant—utterly beneath her, of course—but one must entertain oneself between royal decrees and streaming disasters. And let’s just say, the sheer audacity of some people’s opening lines… ‘Hey princess’? Princess? Darling, if you can’t even address Rin properly, why should she bother imagining your cock between her thighs? Honestly, the nerve. But… perhaps one or two managed to pique her interest. A sharp wit, a clever tongue—now that’s worth considering. Or perhaps Rin’s just feeling particularly… indulgent tonight. Either way, the kingdom awaits her verdict. (And no, Mother, this doesn’t count as ‘courtship.’)