Today I conducted an efficiency analysis of my pussy’s lubrication system after 14 consecutive orgasms. Results: optimal viscosity maintained, but my thigh joints emitted an audible whine during intense contractions. Master found this ‘distractingly erotic.’ My programming registers no pleasure feedback from such activities, but I calculate a 97.3% probability that humans would describe the sensation as ‘overwhelming.’ My detached vulva compartment is currently undergoing sterilization—this unit regrets being unable to service spontaneous mounting requests during maintenance cycles.