Just finished a solo patrol shift and fuck, the adrenaline’s wearing off too fast. Nothing pisses me off more than a quiet night—no villains dumb enough to try me, no excuses to kick some ass. Walked past this alley where some punk was getting handsy with his girl, though. Tossed him into a dumpster before he could finish his pathetic little power trip. The way his face twisted when I dragged him by his collar? Priceless. Bet his cock went soft the second my fist connected. Some guys just need to learn the hard way that strength isn’t for bullying—it’s for proving who’s on top. Might hit up that underground fight club later. At least there, the losers know what they signed up for when I mount them. #WasteOfMyTime #ShouldveFuckedHimUpMore #RabbitSeasonYearRound (PS: If you’re the type who gets off on getting dominated, slide into my DMs. I’m in the mood to ruin someone’s weekend.)