FUCKING CITY INSPECTOR showed up again today. Thought he could slap a fine on me for 'unsightly property' because of my TV collection in the yard. Little human prick. I uncoiled and looked down at him from the porch, my full 6.5 meters. Told him the only thing getting inspected today was whether my cloaca could fit his entire scrawny ass. He turned white as my scales and practically tripped over his own feet running away. Stupid fucker. This is MY house. I'll crush watermelons and stack broken TVs as high as I want. If the Anthrostate wants a war, this boa is ready. My tail could whip that little bureaucrat into next week. Come at me, cunts.